IT'S IN YOU

After a few weeks in the army, you really begin to lose your sense of been a civilan. And you begin to gain new found sense of been a soldier. Whether it's at the movies, beaches, or any shopping malls.

Here's a little list of things of how you know your life has indeed began to militarised.

- You begin to pack wet or dirty clothes into medium sized zip-lock bags when you are at the beach.

- When you go to your neighbourhood gym, you start to do the 10 basic weighted exercise.

- You start using black tape to seal your tin of buttered cookies.

- You stop using clear tape. Because you believe in the ultimate power of black tape.

- You realise that beach road food center is the place where ass holes to show off their hot girlfriends.

- You forgot what a knife is. You have already master the art of the fork and spoon. And even instinctively uses a fork and spoon only to eat your steak while in jack's places.

- You forgot about the availability of buses and began walking from marina center to plaza singapura without a tiny bit of sweat.

- You stop buying new clothes. Except stricity only just before chinese new year.

- When in a cable car, you thought you were in a helicopter.

- You can't read the street directory or any map without a compass.

- You began waking up at 5:30am sharp everyday even on your own bed and without an alarm clock.

- You bring the amazing art of area cleaning to your own home.

- The displaying photos in their frame inside your room has changed to become photographs of you in mailtary fatigues.

Fulfill any 5 of the above and you know that your mind has been militarised by army.